Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

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Can I speak to the manager?