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Fire Zap


I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

Mar
2nd
2016

Shimoneta is a great anime! · 9:21pm Mar 2nd, 2016

But it's NOT for kids, or the faint of heart.

BTW, the anime in English is "A boring world where the concept of dirty jokes does not exist." Have fun :pinkiesmile:

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Feb
16th
2016

I'm fucking depressed right now · 4:13pm Feb 16th, 2016

My pet German Shepard, George, might have to be put down soon. He had 4 "accidents" today, and he's not eating. He's 10 years old, and he's not getting better. Back in August, I believe, he had a slipped spinel disk that render him unable to walk, and we took him to the vet, and for the most part, it got fixed. However, he hasn't been walking very easily, and I think the smooth wooden floors have something to do with that, as well as his injured back. Please get better George, please. I don't

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Jan
28th
2016

New group! · 11:23pm Jan 28th, 2016

It's called "Chit-Chat, Chit-Chat, Fuck that Crap"

Marked as NSFW because of language, mild/severe butthurt over sensitive topics, and other extreme profanities. Join at your own risk.

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Jan
28th
2016

FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M OUTTA HERE · 10:45pm Jan 28th, 2016

A FIFTH ALICORN IS SUCH A BAD IDEA, I FEEL LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER SHIT OUT THE IDEA AND SENT IT TO HASBRO. YOU NEVER ACCEPT IDEAS FROM JUSTIN FUCKING BEIBER, EVER!

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Jan
13th
2016

I'm bored so I'll explain my OC to y'all · 5:02am Jan 13th, 2016

My OC's name is Fire Eris Zap. At this moment she is sixteen. She is the only pegasus to have been born in her family for 49 generations. Her cutie mark is a fire ball with a bolt of colorful lightning, to represent her colorful yet fiery personality. She likes flying, reading, drawing, baking, destroying things (For some odd reason, she's never gotten in trouble for THAT one) dancing, singing, playing the violin, cosplaying, roleplaying, gardening, rollerblading, and talking to nothing in

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Jan
12th
2016

Nice going, fanfiction. net · 2:13am Jan 12th, 2016

So, finally got around to making a fanfiction account.




...




I can't put up a profile picture or story.







Fuck you, fanfiction. net.

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Dec
27th
2015

Why I hate the holidays · 8:04pm Dec 27th, 2015

This is a rant. I am not insulting everyone in the world, just the overly selfish people out there.

WARNING: This may offend some people, and not so much others. Reader discretion is advised.

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Dec
17th
2015

When you get an earworm... · 7:16pm Dec 17th, 2015

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head, and its in another language, and you JUST. KEEP. SINGING. IT?! That's me right now.

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Dec
15th
2015

Last night... · 8:01pm Dec 15th, 2015

So, last night, I went to bed. Like any normal person, of course. Then, this morning, I woke up. Like any normal person, of course. Only today I woke up to about FIVE. F*CKING. SPIDER BITES. ON MY LEFT ARM. Seriously, what the HELL did I ever do to YOU, Mr. Spider? And know that they're spider bites. And they itch, and they're sore, and hurt like heeeeeeeeeell. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY????!!

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Dec
10th
2015

Banana Song Time! · 1:11am Dec 10th, 2015

SHEKILA BANANAS UNITE!

Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas! x2

Mush bananas, mush, mush bananas! x2

Eat bananas, eat, eat bananas! x2

Barf bananas, barf, barf bananas! x2

Mop bananas, mop, mop bananas! x2

Go bananas, go, go bananas!

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