I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

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How hard can writing novels be, anyway?

because ponies killed my grandma, ok?!

Coffee addicted Nox pony, proofreader and sometimes writer.

Married, Intel Manufacturing Equipment Technician

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"Everything is the Omniverse. Everything is canon."- SlouchyFall: Artist/Animator, Black Brony, and Earth Pony Enthusiast.

I too once thought the radio played, let's act like children while we sleep paralyzed.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

Just a Pony who wants to write about other Ponies

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Just your friendly friendly monarch who happens to be a cannibalistic potato

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

War. War never changes. Unless we're talking the space of a hundred years or so, rockets and guns probably outclass spears and arrows in some way. Hmm... I'll get back to you on this. Eventually.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I write horse words.