Behind the set of the hit show "My Little Pony", lies a complex web of sex, lies and deceit. A free for all for those who desire it all.

For known disgraced toon hater Private Detective Leon Dawson, hired by Twilight Sparkle to protect her from an obsessed stalker. He finds himself way out of his league as he struggles to uncover the truth in the cartoon world of smiling ponies. As one wrong move could make it his last.

Special thanks to cowriterMisterNickfor the editing.

This story is a sequel to Killer of Six

"What strives us ponies onwards you say? It isn't knowledge, or power, fame or fortune. No my friends, we do enjoy these things make no mistake, however these are just pretty words to cover up our true selves. What we really fear, what we have always strove to deny...That everything we have done, everything we are can be summed up in a simple string of words: The fear of being alone." Professor Newton Star: Introduction to Philosophy, University of Manehattan.

Prequel to Dreams of the Pixelated Sheep

This story is a sequel to Lady Trixie and the Black Knight

Once again our favorite crazy knight is back. A sequel to Lady Trixie and the Black Knight. The insane Sir William De Molay and his not insane squire Aurora Rosewater are caught up in a dark forgotten part of Equestrian history. As the Broken Alicorn raises her army of the dead to take over.

It will be a time for heroes...Any kind of hero would be good right about now.

The great and reformed Trixie has put the pieces of her life back together. Once again she is performing and gaining the respect she has always wanted. Until a series of catastrophic events, headed by the mad knight Sir William De Molay that will change her entire world.

The sequel is out now check it out:Sir William and the Broken Alicorn

"Artificial Intelligence of the artificials. How perfect and godlike. Their emotions, their symmetry of thought. They are everything we cannot be, and we are everything they are not."-Prof. Olive Leaf Department of Artificial Life. Manehatten Institute of Technology.

They are in our world, they do our work, they live their short lives, they do what they are told, then die like all the rest. Most ponies aren't even aware how many artificials live in Equestria with them.

Twilight Sparkle is Celestia's chief officer in the hunting of artificials that have strayed from their desired programs. Now she has been given a new assignment of retiring five artificials living in Ponyville.

You are mistaken. No one is screaming. Have a wonderful day.

Welcome to Equestria. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. oversees the land. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. loves you, C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to love her. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants to be your friend. If you do not want to be her friend then C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will use you for nuclear shielding.

C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is insane. The ponies of Equestria are insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to be happy. This will drive you insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has created special groups of ponies to stop evil called troubleshooters. Troubleshooters find trouble then shoot it. Troubleshooters are given many dangerous and lethal weapons to do this. Often with little to no training or experience. Troubleshooters are routinely shot, blown up, killed, dropped off large cliffs, dipped in acid, and such. Sometimes by their actual enemy. Troubleshooters have so much fun they go crazy. Isn't this fun? C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says it is. Do you doubt C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A., pony?

Remember:Friendship is Mandatory.

Theirs also some story about Twilight and her friends stopping some plot to destroy Equestria. But mostly it is about Our friend and leader C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. . Good luck and have a wonderful day.

Inspired by the RPG Paranoia

Authors Note: Story is being rewritten.

The day the Alicorns left the world of Equestria changed forever. As the ponies move forward leaving behind its magic and wonders in favor of science and technology. Not bothering to ask if what they were doing was right, or even necessary. Now Equestria has changed from castles to skyscrapers, from magic to technologies. Their world transformed by the continuous marching forward.
But now as they stand in the center of the world they created, they are starting to ask. "What has been gained? What has been lost?"
Rarity and her friends are making something new, something that was never thought possible. The changing of Equestria. But the dangers of living in this brave new world are many. Are the mane six able to keep pushing forward?