Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Has lots of ideas, and absolutely no way of acccurately recreating them on paper.

My rock beats your paper.

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Transgender, Autistic Spectrum, Asexual whats not to love?

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

OTP: Rarijack ... "A good book makes you want to live in the story. A great book leaves you no choice."

You don't need talent to practice. Discord: Luna Aeterna Solutae#5199

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Part time worker, part time writer, full time jabroni. Hello!

Crème de la meme

What can I say, I love Luna.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Super High-school Level Sociologist.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Your face shall follow all.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Heehee~

I mainly write weird stuff. Fimfic equivalent of how2basic

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I beat that bitch's ass.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

The Wise Wolf. Pleased to meet you.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

I'm that one kid that made the infamous fanfic and gets called an asshole because other people are hypocrites.