Odd. Crazy. Zebra. Four Left Hooves.

There is Only One, and that One is me. The Only One 'what' you ask? I have no idea.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Not Really Around Anymore

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

A mechanical dog built to fuck small horses

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Just a nobody who enjoys reading.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

Steven Universe loving freak, Ruby x Sapphire is my OTP and if you don't like it you're just made cuz you're single!

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

This is for the ones who dream/ Foolish as they may seem. [No longer active]

I am the author. I write words. You are the reader. You bring the words to life, along with my messages. All I ask of you is that you bring my words to life...and learn from my life.

Friendship don't always last, but the ones that do are the best!

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

33 year old mother of two who likes to write fanfiction. I haven't wrote much MLP fanfiction, so of course any tips are appreciated. I write for fun, not money, so don't expect perfection.

Gone.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

completely average

I do important stuff and hug people.

Semi Brony at best. Honestly don’t care much bout FiM. I’m here for horse words, I’m a sucker for good ones, and I’ve found them

This smile isn't stapled on. Or is it?

"With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to wanna put a little bit of it back together"

Ahoy! Welcome to my user page, here you'll find my blogs, followers, and groups.

I am a Mark of Babylon. Many ponies view me as the villain. The reasons why I understand. My coat, my face, my eyes, my name, and my intention to murder. However I hope to help anyway I can.

I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

keep holding on.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Mod 1 of 4 of The Diamond Cutters and general lover of reading. Genuinely enjoys and refers to Diamond Tiara as Best Filly.

Just another faggot on the internet now.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."