A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

A real lady killer.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Are you a Rebel?

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Deadhorse.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.