ERROR: My phone won't play nice with Fimfic and is screwing over my avatar. For the record this is a picture of my dog with a jingly collar.

They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.

hi im steven i like mlp Fnaf pokemon and anime MLP is cool case of the colors

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Probably Not On For A Really Really Long Time

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I periodically check this. Don’t like ponies anymore, I think it's weird as fuck I used to like that shit

not into this shit anymore lol only check in when im bored

Not hardcore though. Just a filthy casual.

I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI! AND I HATE PUNS!

[shitposting loudly]

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

I'm not dead.

Gib mir Kraft und ich gebe dir die Freiheit! ~ Aryanne ich ♀

I am merely that handsomely dressed fellow in the back of the room planning my moves. You've been warned. :P

Ich bin der Großadmiral der Kriegsmarine.

Oh my.

Ich bin der Oberbefehlshaber der Luftwaffe.