...there was a Fluttershy in my bed. Not the cute one mind you, but a 45' tall one with an ass load of branches that decided to come visit from my neighbor's back yard! If you haven't guessed yet, I was part of the metropolitan area hit by that nasty hurricane from Friday night. Don't worry, I'm fine along with everyone else staying with me for the holiday weekend. But my computer? (well, not so much) I hate to have to do this, but until I can get to a location with some electricity and stable

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Someone recently informed me that the sneak preview of the Monday chapter of "Inappropriate," May have caused a problem with notifications when the full chapter actually came out. They said that they were unaware of the new chapter because it was still marked as read and there was no notification. So, for now on, I'll be doing previews as password protected separate stories until a better alternative comes. Also, since quite a few people missed the preview of External, here it is again in the

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As thanks to everyone following me, here's a special preview to a fanfic I have planned. The page expires in 24 hours, so read it now while you can:
External

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/2511348+50.html

I have a sad but heartwarming story of friendship and magic, bronies…

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For a guy that hasn't written in 10+ years, I'm getting back into the swing of things pretty easily. Expect another entry within the next two weeks. Special thanks to my followers (all five of you now) for your support.

Once A Crusader... Is finished and got approved. I had the idea in my head way back in season 1 and finally got around to putting it in writing. Confound these ponies, they drive me to write again after I gave it up so many years ago.

Till further notice "What's She Really Like?"v2 is on hiatus. I have no idea what direction I was going with the plot and now it's a garbled mess of bad jokes and references. To clear my mind and get re-inspired, I'll be focusing more on some of the previously announced projects and some personal ones I haven't announced. Apologies to anyone that was expecting the re-write, (not sure if anyone was really) but I'll get it out there as soon as it looks like something I can be proud of.

So I've been working for a month on the extended version of "What's She Really Like?" and I feel like I bucked up. I was hoping to release everything at once, but it's going to need some serious editing. Expect chapter 1 to come out some time at the end of May. I feel like I screwed up, but at least it can be fixed. In the meantime, a short story I was working on should be posted pretty soon. Until then, stay inspired!

-Carpetbagger

For anyone still following me (all two of you lol) I'm ~75% done with the extended rewrite to What's She Really Like. I'm going to go with a Teen rating this time for alcohol and minor innuendo to drug references. But expect more Celestia randomness as she shifts between all of her fannon personalities and give Coat and Arms a run for their bits.

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