Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

space is a waste

Me. Take it or leave it.

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

I stare at souls

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Horrifically Fun

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)