Two nights ago, I had a dream. Oddly, it was an incredibly vivid one, and one I somehow managed to remember upon waking up. It contained a compact little tale detailing a changeling falling in love with something resembling a killer whale mixed with a pony. Instantly, I found the concept intriguing. Now, you might think I'm just saying this because I just wanna go about and make it into a story, and in most ways, you would be right.

But wait, there's more!

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Happy Easter and merry April Fools Day! May the Mighty Bunny grant you the gift of many candy-filled eggs.

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The greatly coveted time has come at last. The next season of MLP:FiM begins. And now, with its premier, we have two new episodes. Enter School Daze, Part One and Part Two. If you read the title, then you clearly know this is a review. Let's get on with it, then...

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Yes, yes. Welcome, one and all! It's me, back and happy to give you lot another blog post to gaze upon. And if you appreciate blogs of immense length, you're in luck.

As you may have seen from the title, this is my list for my top-viewed/only-viewed films of the year Twenty-Seventeen. An overall bad year, in my earnest opinion, but that's why we have explosives to play with. Hur, hur, hurrr...

Let's dig in, shall we?

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I saw it at long last. I watched it in fa feater, an' I observed da whole thing wiv an open mind. So... da first question is obviously first. What did I fink of our most expected and pony-filled adventure free years in da makin'? Youse gonna find out now.

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Greetings, friends. As I have made mention of some time ago, I have made a vow to see this film. And now the moment has just about come. Should all go well tomorrow, I will see this movie. And after it ends, when I get my chance, I will make the review...

I just wonder how it'll go. Think there'll be a lotta violence? A lotta pain? I know there won't be any Mario in it, so I bet it'll be good!

It's here, at long last. How I've been waiting for this. And it looks good - so far.
Just a few more months. Just a few more, mere months. I will see this movie, whether I have to sneak in to see it or not...