Welcome to oneshot hell, I hope you like quick fics. Eris is best pony! Or Chrysalis, if Eris doesn't count.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Keep moving forward.

The midpoint of a pony's leg is a po-knee.

A Warning to Others

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Room of mirrors, days of lace; drowning in a state of grace.

A snuggly unicorn mathematician. Mainly drawing silly fluffy comics on hoofclid.tumblr.com

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Just another brony from Norway. I swear I have nothing against Twilight Sparkle.

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Commission Status: FULL

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

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I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

Hi.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Weird Story Man

Don't read anything into it.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Cum

The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @Emma_The_Ward on Twitter))

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

loves tiaras.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Voice actor and writer.

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

Raging inhibitionist.

Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.

I usually have no idea what's going on... It makes life much more interesting.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.