I, too think the PS4 is retarded.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna dance | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Godsmack is proof nu metal artists can grow out of their teenage years

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

I'm a simple college student in Canada who likes to write about ponies.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Mostly harmless.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

"Mille Fleur... Gigantesco Mano, clutch, spank and STOMP!"

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I got a discord group. Come chill and have fun. https://discord.gg/tVTpFDWAtm

loves tiaras.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Imagine large boobs.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Gaze within the Holocron, and see what stories it has to tell. For every fable is but a thread in the weave of tales.

I write smut. Fluttershy is sexiest pony.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

~Woona, to be more precise.

We grow 'em big!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

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