Howdy, I’m Burt.

Don't let your dreams be memes

A bleak outlook, a charming demeanor, and gasp, the cow level.

If I ever write things with Zecora I WILL make her rhyme even if it kills me.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

Hi, I specialise in stories containing but not limited to, large endowments, apple ponies. large endowments on apple ponies. you know, that sort of thing.

Just a writer trying to have a bit of fun! Check this out if ya wanna 'Buy me a coffee'. Otherwise, have a lovely day! Look forward to even more tales!

Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. The true question is not why we fight but rather "What is worth fighting for?"

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

I don't write pony stories. I mainly write about humans or Equestria Girl stories.

Too much to write; too little time

I am the one who will shower the world in ponies and show all eternity to be in truth a single second within the wrath of time!

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

Inspired to write when there's no time. Inspired to rest when there's time to write.

God, I need a drink.