time is a crime

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some random guy. [Retired]

No.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Apparently my story is pretty good.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

No longer relevant.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

♦Gone fishin'♦

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Writer and Spriter.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

God, I'm so sorry.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

O.F.P.