I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A scottish brony/pegasister writer. I seek to better myself with each chapter.

Gott mit uns.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Just a gamer that enjoys ponies.

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!" I don't know about any of you, but I'm rooting for eternal chaos. GO DISCORD!!

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

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I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.