Why am I still here?

I like ponies.

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A groovy mystery, gang.

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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

Did you know brains are gluten-free?

This space for rent.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Brony since 2011. I like writing. I also do other stuff.

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

Dabbling artist and hopeful writer also banter is pretty much the best thing ever