I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I'm a hobby writer, I'm not great at it, but I enjoy trying to make a good story!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

I'm St.Henry The Pig or you can just call me St.Henry...I'm a pig of dreams and nightmares...I'm neither holy nor damned...I am a pig...and this little piggy is all around, you just have to look again

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.

I am the second alone in a faceless crowd a human caught in monochrome dreams I scream to wake up my voice drowns deep underground only the dead can hear me see me

Impersonation account

A wise man once told me- you should always follow your dreams and become what ever you want. So I became a brony. I wonder if that was a good idea?

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

It's been a while.

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I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Crème de la meme

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

"You think you know me..."

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

There and back again.

I write horsewords. History enthusiast and general potato.

Secrets beckon to all humans but only the foolish and ignorant search for what is not meant to be discovered. Such is the fate of men.

I love horror and crossovers.

Readying for the Polar Express

Me? Oh, I write things.

I love music, I love playing music, and I love certain aspects of life.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

May the floss be with you.