Just a writer trying to have a bit of fun! Check this out if ya wanna 'Buy me a coffee'. Otherwise, have a lovely day! Look forward to even more tales!

Hey there, just your average pony fan and purveyor of pony pudginess from the UK here! I occasionally do small stories of pones getting rather large, so stick around and ya might see some haha!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I can do impressions. BADASSITUDE!!!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

Commissions currently OPEN

I'm just like everyone else... except for the part where I'm completely different from everyone else... and that's okay.

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

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Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

I did things, once.

i arts, and apparently write.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

My name is CassandraMyOCisBestpony. I chose that name after I invented the OC named Cassandra. She is long lost sister to the princess, and the seventh element of harmony. My OC, don't steal.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.