"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Too much to write; too little time

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

Commissions currently OPEN

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.