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Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Horrifically Fun

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.