I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

dirty AiE heathen

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Creator of horse related videos, manager of /mlp/odcast, editor for Horse News #NotAMeme

Originally I just draw ponies and other critters, but since a while, I also have been feeling like building an actual story around characters.

I can't believe this name wasn't taken.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Why am I still here?

Life's still pretty great

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hello. I studied philosophy; I program computers; I usually agree with LWers; I wish I could live forever; I'm pretty normal.

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

I actually am a scientist!

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Bring the Dawn is finished!

You ever just like, ?

Can one report oneself? One sec, I'm gonna check if- THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

Just another Joe Shmuck on the internet who writes stuff. Some people think my stuff is great; I don't know what's wrong with them.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Who is this idiot?