• Member Since 17th Jun, 2015
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That_Gamer_Scout


Gamer, devout Gaben worshiper, hellbent on writing some of the worst stories on Fimfiction. Yep, that describes me well...

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Filthy Frank, the man with the most horrible channel on YouTube, goes to a Conversion Bureau initiation program. Problem is Frank thinks that this is actually a screening of the film Chef by Jon Favreau, this slight misinterpretation leads Frank on a short, but sweet, journey to show everypony he can the masterpiece that is: Chef (by Jon Favreau)

This one-shot story was written in an hour and a half, no joke.

If you don't know who Filthy Frank is, just save yourself the trouble and skip this story. For those of you who don't have anything to live for; here's a link to his YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank

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Gabe Newell, praise be him! Goes one on one with The Conversion Bureau! The Bureau threatens to permanently close Valve for good and completely destroy modern gaming, Steam, and the chance of a third Half-Life game. So, Gaben takes his complaints straight to the big princess herself: Princess Celestia. Asses are kicked! Crowbars are thrown! Button Mash does some stuff!

Special thanks to: Gabe Newell

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After the events of the season 5 finale; everything seems to be getting better for Starlight Glimmer. That is until the best law officer from Mega City One, Judge Joseph Dredd, comes to arrest her for the crime of time traveling without a permit. Will Twilight be able to stop him? Will Starlight avoid her sentence? Will Dredd ever stop scowling? Find out now or be prepared to answer for your crimes criminal scum!

Crossover of MLP season 5 finale and the Judge Dredd universe, specifically the Judge Dredd comics.

Dredd depicted in this story is mostly based off of the comics, though I do love the 2012 'Dredd' film (but don't worry, it's not based off that film. I just wanted to use the amazing picture of him scowling).

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Everypony in Ponyville goes to attend a DJ Pon-3 concert, but instead Not Eminem shows up and begins rapping spaghetti related rhymes causing mass hysteria, ear damage, and casualties. Can the main 6 possible stop this danger? No, probably not...

Are your keens weak and arms heavy? Well don't vomit on your sweater, cause it's mom's spaghetti.

I know this story is terrible, I wrote it in a couple hours after making some 'mom's spaghetti' jokes with my friends. Please don't hate me for completely wasting your time.

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Rated T for swearing, obvious sexual references, and other 5th grade humor.

The filthiest/worst man on the internet (Filthy Frank) accidentally gets sent to Equestria, and now he has to find his way home. Join Frank and Pink Guy as they try to make their way back home; causing destruction and mayhem everywhere they go.

I don't know why I wrote this... But I did it anyway.

If you don't know who Filthy Frank is, just save yourself the trouble and skip this story. For those of you who don't have anything to live for; here's a link to his YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank

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Gabe Newell, our lord and savor of PC gaming was sitting on his throne of money and graphics cards one day when he decides that he needs to travel to Equestria and challenge Princess Celestia (as well as Princess Twilight) to a competitive match of Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, and Dota 2. Celestia (having nothing better to do) takes Gabe up on his offer and accepts his challenge.

Join this edge of your seat story (note: there are no guarantees that you'll be on the edge of your seat) as Gabe and Celestia game it out in a tournament to determine who gets an exclusive TF2 item!

Also Mike Harrington is in the story too, and Twilight, and Luna doesn't come into the story until towards the end so... Yeah, look forward to that I guess.

Rated T because of the occasional swearing, but they're not abused. It's more like a fine seasoning, they're added just in the right parts and in the right moments to make it a perfect comedy filet.

Hope you enjoy it! And if you don't enjoy it, please feel free to tell me how I'm a terrible person. It's what the comment section is there for.

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