Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Keep palm and palette on.

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm from the Philippines, i like the show, and i've wanted to at least try writing for a while now.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Canadian. Enjoys writing... and loaths it at the same time. Enjoys reading, animals, games, nighttime, family, nature, and turning little cousins into personal minions. Is a procrastinator.

I used to write exclusively about dragons and thought unicorns were lame. Now I write about ponies. Life can be funny sometimes.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

If you like my writing you can encourage it.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

No.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Brilliant plots, total dick.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Fabulous, darling.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I'm

Amature music composer and writer. MLP inspires me like it does so many others and I want to share with the community that has given me so much.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Hopefully I know what I'm doing