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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

Jan
5th
2024

One Thousand Chapters. · 7:04am January 5th

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

hoo boy.

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!
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Jan
1st
2024

Happy New Years, y'all ♥ · 7:10am January 1st

And to Cody,

I know you weren't ever afraid of fireworks, even as a puppy.
I hope the view is nice up there.

Dec
30th
2023

New chapter in the works, at last. · 11:58pm Dec 30th, 2023

Dec
30th
2023

Merry belated Christmas. · 7:42am Dec 30th, 2023

I wrote a new story.

It isn't much, and it's more just an expansion of a What If chapter that I've added some more lore and detail to.

But it's at least a semblance of what I had planned for Christmas.

ELast Pony in Equestria
When Tirek stole everypony's magic, he stole a little bit more than first thought. And when he was defeated, not quite enough was returned.
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As always, thank you for reading. :twilightsmile:

Dec
30th
2023

2023, a̵ ̵y̵e̵a̵r̵ everything in review. · 12:27am Dec 30th, 2023

Normally I'd say something witty here, but I don't think I will this time around.

I guess I'll go ahead and start with the biggest thing on my mind for this year: my dog, Cody, passed away from a heart attack. I still habitually glance at his bed, expecting to find him sleeping quietly whenever I walk past it.

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Dec
28th
2023

To new beginnings. · 5:47am Dec 28th, 2023

Chapter 1 is a direct follow-up to the first and last chapters of the original What If.

Will post on January 5th, on the 8th anniversary of What If's publishing.

Dec
27th
2023

The final chapter of What If is complete. · 8:58am Dec 27th, 2023

It's a little... unconventional, to say the least--a callback all the way to the very first chapter of the story. The true first chapter, not the information chapter... transitioning into a heartfelt letter that I've poured my all into.

I was intending for this to be a happy chapter. Something that could have the story go out with a bang. Something big and grand, maybe even with those 1,000 MS-Paint drawings for 1,000 chapters to go with it.

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Dec
26th
2023

Rest easy now, Cody. · 4:35am Dec 26th, 2023

Dec
24th
2023

A Eulogy for a Friend · 7:01pm Dec 24th, 2023

It's okay now.
You can close your eyes.
You're safe now.
No more pain.
No more pinpricks and needles to deliver cold shots of insulin, day after day.
No more half-blindly running into chairs.
No more needing to stay still and calm, unable to even play with the toys you once threw around.
Last night, you came to me in a dream, watching me silently as I relived your final moments, easing out your final gasps on the carpet upstairs.
And you were okay then.

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Dec
23rd
2023

It is snowing today. · 11:42pm Dec 23rd, 2023

Early this morning, shortly after eating and receiving his insulin shot along with some newly-prescribed heart medication, my dog, Cody, passed away in my arms from what appears to have been a heart attack. I was able to revive him for a final few seconds with CPR, and felt him give his last breaths before going still.

The vet told us that he still had almost a year to live once the medicine started taking effect. But I guess we were either too late, or his body decided to give out anyway.

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