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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

https://deltaveesjunkyard.tumblr.com/

aka UnderwoodART / PinkPony.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm just a random zebur that just so happened to have passed by here... where am I exactly?

Fan of FiM and Fallout: Equestria - including the Fallout series

What are you doing on this page? You should be reading something.

Apparently "go fuck yourself" isn't a viable bio here.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Horrifically Fun

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

An alt for porn commissions.

You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.

I believe if there's any kind of god, it wouldn't be any of us. Not you or me, but just, this little space in between.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along. Don't make me call the Brute Squad.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Praise mighty Discord!

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

I'm a swedish brony. I enjoy meeting new people and love to listen.