Greetings. If a discussion revolving in the main around Mortal Kombat is not of interest to you, please disregard the following. If it is, be advised that spoilers of the recent release of Aftermath follow.

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To anyone who has not serially downvoted me, please disregard.

It came to my attention that someone has downvoted the majority of my stories. I can only assume that I did, said or posted something that caused offense. As I make a significant attempt to keep things positive (other than story content on occasion), I'm somewhat confused.

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Dear brethren, esteemed sosteren, you may have been plagued these past few months, or even longer, with the sense that something has been missing from your life. Something vital; something essential. Well. I'm here this evening to tell you that your yearning is nearing an end. For behold, a new chapter has blossomed on Super Trampoline's epic saga of victory! !!!!!!!!!

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...

the last light is on the horizon,
and there's no moon to guide us;
to take us away from our brutal lives.

Hello brethren. It has come to my attention that the requisite number of votes in favor of a sequel to Letter to Cozy Glow's Parents have been cast. I am now obligated to deliver said sequel.

I cannot assume responsibility for what comes of this.

... and rejoice, o brethren! For on this day Queen Sindel was konfirmed to be returning as a playable Mortal Kombat character. What's that? Not familiar with Sindel? Not to worry: her backstory, though sad, is succinctly told.

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... I was fortunate enough to witness the other night. There must be a word for the special eagerness to share, when one should be so remarkable. I was being taught, out of doors, or listening to a professor speak in a high British or refined American accent, and the lesson was given in poetic form upon the lighting of a bird on a slender branch, just beginning to dress in a green springtime. I can recall only parts of one line: 'what of the ewes (eyes, eves) when ..." This word was symbolic

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I was observing a member of the target demographic playing Minecraft the other day. Apparently she had recently learned of the bucket capability, which allows one to transport water (or lava) and dump it where desired. I saw that she had dug a hole, into which a villager had fallen, and was dumping water into it. I asked her:

"Are you trying to drown that guy?"

To which she replied, "Yeah," as if it were obvious.

I said, "Don't drown him, that's really mean."

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