I'm not dead yet

23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.

I do be writing. You do be reading

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just another writer.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Not much to say... Just a fellow fan that wants to make a good story after reading a few.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

What to do with my life now

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

If you're reading this, I'm going on hiatus indefinitely. I will return one day, but until then, please take care and adieu.

All that I wanted, were things I had before. All that I needed, I never needed more. All of my questions, are answers to my sins. All of my endings, are waiting to begin.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

God, I'm so sorry.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Completely mad, balding superhero :D