Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall."

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Too much to write; too little time