"Don't judge me by my failures, but only by my dreams."

"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

I used to question the MLP FiM show, but one episode and I got hooked on it. See my Fanfiction account ChaosMagemon for more than just MLP fics. Joined the Herd Nov 5, 2011

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

Storyteller. Artist. Philosopher. Professional nerd. Hardcore My Little Pony fan. Whichever you prefer.

Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

I'm still alive, don't worry.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I am not a clever pony.

A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

'Sup? The name's Shortcake, and I'm a silly bastard who loves pretty ponies. I'm sort of maybe an artist, and I'm a very novice author. Don't expect too much from me o3o

Another one bites the dust.