God, I'm so sorry.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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