Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Yorkshireman and tea drinker.

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

To all who come to this user page, welcome. I am TheIdiot; Head Author of the Alt-TCB Story SPECTRUM (and the occasional stuff on the side). Feel free to follow me if you so wish.

Bringing You Tomorrows Stories.... When I feel Like It

I have returned.

"I wrote a poem," he threatened.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Too much to write; too little time

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.