Seriously, I cannot get enough of this. I'm going to read it again when I get back from my observations, because I enjoy not being able to breathe and you should enjoy it, too. If you don't, then I fear for you funny bone.

I'm about 1k words into the chapter and I'm gonna let you know that this one will be some sexy shit.

I wasn't planning on having any more clop till a little bit later, but I couldn't help myself and neither should you!

I'd also like to say that this one will either be relatively long, or split into a couple chapters. There will be fighting, and sex, and stuff!

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So, the game is out and I'm feeling particularly excited that the game runs so well on PC, so I figured I'd share the experience with those of you that can't (either due to specs, or lack of the game).

Come on and join me, and I'll even create a brand new character for you to enjoy!

EDIT: Fack it. I forgot how hateful streaming is to your CPU and shiz. Not even mah 8 core can handle this shit properly.

There's an actual update now! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! It only took seven-and-a-half years, but there's a new chapter of AFTN!

You can thank Soaring Skies for this.

Enjoy!

Also, have some more Moonbutt!

Not the chapter itself, but a status update, because you guys should know!

I've recruited the assistance of Sore-ing Skies to try and ensure that I actually get some writing done, and it kind of helps! I was able to get about 1k words written today and a bunch written the night before on the bus back from Nashville, so things are somewhat chugging along.

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This shit is too fucking funny. For those that want the full playlist, you can find it here.

As for stories, I'm finally up to 2k words on ATFN and 2k words into the next chapter of UD (been moving back and forth between this and something else, so it's been a lot slower). Stuff is going, though!

You guys don't have to worry about some big-ass self-jerking post. I ain't gonna be leaving because of anything site-wise, because nobody on this site will ever affect my life enough to make me want to leave.

Seriously.

If you're gonna leave, just say bye. Nobody gives any shits about anything but your stories (if that).

And to end this on a happy note:

Can we keep them, Vegeta?

Save me from the adorable! I don't think I've ever seen anything this cute in my entire life!

Four episodes in and my teeth are already rotting out from the sheer amount of sugary sweetness in this fucking show!

Goddamn.

Anyway, come tomorrow I'mma sit down and try and pump out a chapter of something. Whatever that is, I'm not sure yet, but it'll be something.

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Does anything else need to be said?