This is fiction. But it is based...

I'm Blunder Bro. I like clopfics. Sometimes I write clopfics. That's about it.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Let's be honest, I barely know what I'm doing here.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

Please leave comments about my stories, in the story. Don't PM me about them.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Totally gay. Likes to give critiques even though you probably didn't ask. I am an English Major, after all.

Mostly harmless.