If at first you don't succeed, use more Dynamite.

Just a random brony writing random things. I am a female brony not pegasister. Please

We live in a parallel universe where parallel universes do not exist.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Hi there.

I will follow you all

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

I write occasionally, mostly making parodies. Pony parodies. To be honest I'm not sure if parodies are OK to be posted here. If they aren't, I'll just go somewhere else.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Living for laughter and cookies!

Just love to read good stories mostly anime crossovers or HiE fanfics

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different