I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

To Infect and Corrupt

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.