I am Watcher. An ageless, immortal being, with purview over the entirety of time and space.
Without me, all timelines could one day cease to exist.

Naturally, my job is pretty boring.
But occasionally, something interesting happens somewhere. And it is my job to correct it.
I've recorded these occurences into my journal, simply out of bordem.
And iF i Hadn't Shown Up!
Yes, if Discord hadn't scattered my personal journal around, none of you would be reading these tales of utter nonsense.