Just some random guy. [Retired]

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I type stories using my hands

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.