Caw caw?

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am No One

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

"You think you know me..."

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Horse words are the best words.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

time is a crime

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

.ngathf lgan'hagw heyl'R uhluhtC hfan'wlgm iulgn'hP

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

<---- Falco Judging your cringe

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.