I write short romance and adventure stories. I post update blogs. I've been a Brony ever since July 2014.

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Gamer, Anime Fanatic, Casual Fan of Horses and Men. Viewer of various shenanigans. Writer of things that really should come easier to him.

Too much to write; too little time

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Done.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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Writer. What else do you need to know?

Can't write scenes either.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)