What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".