when your story gets good views, but the like/dislike ratio is almost exactly even

that's 'darf energy'

it would be cool to review video games semi-professionally. we think we will make that a goal for this year.

here is our list of goals so far. some of these may or may not be able to accomplish within an infinite time frame.

• publish a video game review somewhere, preferably for pay
• join/start a band/music project
• get a new bong/vape/smoke piece

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hey we tried again here it is

Here are my actual thoughts about The Long Dark.

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and in unrelated news we're sad for doing so poorly in the clop contest

i mean

we didn't really take it seriously

nor did we write anything exclusively with the contest in mind aside that rainbow/celestia fic

and we didn't proofread our stuff that well

and we don't have editors

and uh

well that's about it

we just feel the suck

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

does not include ponies we are not familiar with due to canon ignorance (we'll catch up one day)

S-Tier: Babs Seed, Derpy, Bonbon, Celestia, Applejack
A-Tier: Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Luna, Lyra
B-Tier: Rainbow Dash (we have a special fondness for her butt despite its tier placement), Cadance (the underappreciated butts tier)

there are no butts below B-Tier in our estimation.

this is our 100th blog post.

stay tuned for pony-puss tiers. <3

it's weird that our name is 'darf' here. it's not that anywhere else. mostly we would think of it as "Q.E.D.", and then when no one cared what that was or ego-checked us over wearing the hat, we'd admit we're just a crazy ptsd-survivor with multiple voices in our head. that's not a very careful distinction. anyhoo.

we feel like writing but don't know that we can condense our thoughts creatively into a story. so here is some stuff that has been on our mind recently.

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henlo everypony. we didn't really know where else to post this, but we figured this was worth a shot.

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yep, it's that time again

the time of the month when our bank account balance is empty and we're not sure how we're gonna afford food for the next week. the time of the month where our existential dread is finally beginning to recede in the face of sheer panic and utter and inescapable poverty.

in other words, we'd like to write for you!

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it was the only one we got. we don't know who the person is based on their name, but if you are reading this, we are incredibly grateful. pls reach out if you'd like to talk or if you want a little story in return for your wonderful gift. <3

if that isn't a metaphor for our life, who knows what is

enjoy our generic-sounding garbage

happy birthday