As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Welcome back to the cum zone

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

Too much to write; too little time

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

I also draw pretty pictures :3