"Take me away to a dream and I will live like it was real, wake me up to reality and I'll live it like it was a dream."

I like things

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Done.

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

I am Thou, Thou art I.

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Hope you laughed or learned something.

A clopfic author.

"And though she be but little, she is fierce." ~Shakespeare

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

A brony who quickly writes whatever comes to mind, then posts it (sometimes not even proofreading) I really should consider not doing that.

I love Luna stories, but not ones that are too sad to read.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

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