The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.
Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula
A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.
“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.
Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.
I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.
Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.
Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life
Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.
If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
I aspire to much, but am accomplished at little, as much as I wish it weren't so.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.