I'm a wizard specialized in the magic of love and love-making. kinda like Cadance, I guess
Born in Stalliongrad. Was chosen to be another Royal Guard to protect Princes Celestia at her Castle. Big and Strong as Big Macintosh and talented by magic as Twilight Sparkle from Season 1-3.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.