*Something profound.*

"You think you know me..."

I am a new author who writes to improve his writing and to see if I can come up with great ideas for people to enjoy.

The one who knows...

*SPOILERS* ;)

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm lazy and don't update often. I try, but things just don't seem to get done when I want to. Also, not the biggest MLP fan out there.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

I'm a serious gamer, but I always find time to write, and read the awesome fanfics on this site.