Equestria has gone shipping crazy, and Princess Twilight is their lovely specimen. However, Twilight has become fed up with all the ridiculous accusations involving her fictional love life. Twilight wishes to put these shenanigans to an end, but what can she do to stop it?

When Twilight fails a duplication spell, it splits one Pinkie into three Pinkies. But two Pinkies aren't quite like the original. One a white Pegasus with a golden mane, and the other, a pony of a monotone pink and the straightest silkiest mane in all Equestria.