Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

There goes my hero.

who me

Im a well traveled individual and a fan of sy-fy and fantasy, especially D&D. I suck at writing yet here I am so get used to it

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

MSTifying ponies since 2012.

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Too much to write; too little time

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

Myriad the ideas in eternal blossom, Meager the words ever written, such is the plight of the one Seeking

I read a lot.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

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