Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

8000 soldiers!

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

A simple writer with complicated taste.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

He's just this guy, you know?

"You think you know me..."

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Nobody.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.